OopsCraft: Where every mistake is a hilarious story waiting to happen!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4033
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
New Chunks Explored:	896173	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchantments Applied:	243	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!

Frosty Moon Tavern

Astrobiology, centotectic, centotectic concept, critical information, determining habitability, europa, Europa’s habitability, Extreme conditions, extreme environments, frosty, habitability, icy moon exploration, icy moons, investigation, liquid stability, Moon, novel, scientific research, stability of liquids, study, TAVERN, thermodynamic concept, Thermodynamics

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got all the centotectic vibes goin on! we be investigatin the stability of liquids in extreme conditions like a bunch of mad scientists tryna figure out if Europa be habitable or not.

we got ice, we got fire, we got lava, we got water – basically we got all the elements you need for a lit minecraft adventure. come build your own icy moon base and see if you can survive the centotectic madness.

join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to Europa and meet some alien creepers – it’s gonna be outta this world, literally! so what you waitin for? come join the fun and let’s get centotectic up in here!

———– MONTANACRAFT ———– Minecraft server

Adventure, building, cars, city, Community, Crafting, Create, Creative, Gaming, Goal, Minecraft, MontanaCraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, State, STRONG, Survival, virtual, weapons, world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

MontanaCraft is a server where your main goal is to create your own city and subsequently a strong state.

185.9.145.183:25758

RuinSpirit

Atmosphäre, bedrock, Creative World, Discord, Endeffekt, Farmwelt, gameplay, Interesse, java, Klone, minecraft server, Netzwerken, Oldschool, PvP, RuinSpirit, Semi Vanilla, Server, Servernetzwerken, Spielmodi, Survival, Treffen, Version, Video, Webseite, Welten

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Overview of RuinSpirit Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.21.4
Available Worlds	– Freebuild – Farmwelt – Citybuild – Lands/Nations + PvP – Creative World (coming soon)
Java Server	mc.ruinspirit.net
Bedrock Server	mc.ruinspirit.net:19132
Discord	ruinspirit.net
Server Video	Watch Here

Frequently Asked Questions

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4.

What worlds are available on the server?

There are several worlds available including Freebuild, Farmwelt, Citybuild, Lands/Nations + PvP, and a Creative World (coming soon).

How can I join the Java server?

You can join the Java server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net in your Minecraft client.

How can I join the Bedrock server?

You can join the Bedrock server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net:19132 in your Minecraft client.

Is there a Discord server for community chat?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at ruinspirit.net to chat with other players and staff.

When is the Creative World expected to be available?

The Creative World is expected to be available soon, stay tuned for updates on the server.

Fast Food Heroes 1.20.3

$15/hr, 1.20.3, activism, compensation, economic justice, employment, Fast, fast food, Food, Heroes, income disparity, INEQUALITY, job market, Labor, Living Wage, minimum wage, POVERTY, PROTESTS, service industry, Social Issues, UNFAIR, wages, workers, working conditions

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	1933	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about fast food workers, come join our Minecraft server where you can make way more than $15/hr by mining diamonds like a boss! Who needs a greasy burger when you can feast on virtual pork chops and cake in our pixelated paradise? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled customers asking for extra ketchup. It’s a win-win, my dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those virtual coins faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

Players:	92/800	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Votes:	2340	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2