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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1891 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 89 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our server has a glitch that causes pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest DJ in town and show off your best dance moves to impress the mobs.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built Nether dimension where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen wear sunglasses. It’s a spicy experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!