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Players:	96/100	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	278	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Holy Grails Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	452	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	117

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	200
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	7957
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9580	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	8254	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk