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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Alien Abductions:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	758
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	883
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	264	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Towns Built:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3984
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6107
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3912	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Emeralds Found:	4187
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Void Gems Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3495	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Star Shards Collected:	101
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	837	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com