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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Farms Harvested:	465	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Votes:	166	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2813

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Potions Brewed:	114	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Animals Bred:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Potions Brewed:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Items Found:	5657	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es