Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4250 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 278 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
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