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SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ores Mined:	7989	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	869454
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	2180	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Votes:	2454	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Votes:	5936	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Votes:	3888	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9058	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dragons Tamed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Potions Brewed:	152
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1385	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

RevoCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Cheats, Fun, Grief, Griefing, ip address, kill, minecraft server, multiplayer, No anti cheats, No Donations, no restrictions, No Rules, PvP, pvp server, Raiding, RevoCraft, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	855025
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2282	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Server with anarchy RevoCraft. We do not have donations or anti-cheats, you can play with cheats, grief, kill other players and much more.

Server IP: RevoCraft.ateronos.me

We are waiting for everyone!

RevoCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Mind Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Mind, mystic, Realm

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Bro, forget about that weak sauce server you’re on right now. You need to join our Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ acid trip but with blocks and creepers.

We got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. It’s like a virtual reality mindfuck that will make you question your existence.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of chaos and insanity. We’ll make your brain explode with our wild adventures and bizarre landscapes.

Don’t be a pussy, come join us and see what it’s like to truly lose your mind in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Farms Harvested:	594
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1