OnyxSMP.eu | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5914
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1595	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	338	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Enchantments Applied:	191	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mines Excavated:	4199
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1172	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	New Chunks Explored:	454137
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Potions Brewed:	92	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11