Onslow Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ores Mined:	1944
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mines Excavated:	2192
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6892
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Animals Bred:	146	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Animals Bred:	199
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Potions Brewed:	88	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Emeralds Found:	1090	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Votes:	3839	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	9355	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dimension Hops:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Star Shards Collected:	97
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

Players:	90/900	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ores Mined:	5036	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Villages Defended:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8