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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	2129
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5862	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	35665	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	6717
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crops Grown:	3409	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	151	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Animals Bred:	120
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1611
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Votes:	4066
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ores Mined:	6363	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Star Shards Collected:	258	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	103/500	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4