| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 76 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 144 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | New Chunks Explored: | 908091 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 384 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.
So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).
Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?
Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.
So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 61 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2434 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
