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MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Items Found:	8615	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	72	Falling into the Void:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Mines Excavated:	1841	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Farms Harvested:	900	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Emeralds Found:	8195
Votes:	5439	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	820	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	446306
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2415	Animals Bred:	185
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	191	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Players:	97/500	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7