Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5620 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of Vietnamese restaurants and enjoy a world free of spring onions! We promise no sneaky onions will ruin your gaming experience here.
Join us for epic adventures and build your own noodle-free paradise. Our server is so onion-free, even the creepers stay away in fear of your anti-onion powers.
Don’t let anyone tell you that being picky about onions is wrong. Embrace your onion-free lifestyle and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret onion-free Pho recipe hidden in the depths of our server.
So come on, leave the onions behind and join us for a hilarious and onion-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it to avoid those pesky spring onions at all costs!