OnionCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Farms Harvested:	245
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Animals Bred:	65	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Items Found:	2847
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	6802	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

CatCraft

1.18, 1.21.4, 1.X, 16k, active members, Adult, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, Community, Creative, Event, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, rules, Seasons, Server, Staff, Survival, Uhc, Updates, Usa, VA, Vanilla, world, World Edit

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1606
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, american history, american people, BIBLE, Crooked, day one, Divine, fascist, Fascist president, gaza, Genocide, Genocide Joe, God Bless President Trump, Horror, negotiating table, Peacemakers, people of Gaza, Presidency, Realm, rulers, subsidizing, totalitarian, trump, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4680
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	273	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

SIL’s BF Ruining Family Function Minecraft Server

family, Function, Minecraft, Ruining, Server, sils

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as wild as this family situation! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like this love triangle.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!

KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

AITAH, alibi, Attention, BETRAYAL, burdened, Cheating, depression, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fragile, Guilt, Infidelity, Karma, KarmaCraft, Married men, mental health, nonjudgmental, nudes, obesity, open marriage, ptsd, self-absorbed, sexless marriage, sister, triggering

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ores Mined:	6695
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

BadHabitMC SMP

bad habits, BadHabitMC, compulsive behavior, forbidden fruit, guilty conscience, guilty pleasures, IMMORAL, indulgence, indulging, indulging in vices, Naughty, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Sinful, smp, succumbing to temptation, taboo, temptation, Unethical, vice, Weakness, wrongdoing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

SchooIyardShenanigans

explicit, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, NSFW encounter, NSFW moment, NSFW story, scandalous, SchooIyardShenanigans, School, school experience, school gossip, school incident, school memory, school rumor, school scandal, school shocker, school story, Shocking.., unforgettable school moment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	164	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old school stories and ready for some wild and wacky adventures? Then come join our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen every day!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. It’s like a Broadway show meets a treasure hunt!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. The creepers are breakdancing, the skeletons are doing the robot, and even the ender dragon is getting down with its bad self.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who tells the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his puns and pranks.

So if you’re ready for a school experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for some NSFW (Not Safe For World) fun!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1111	Farms Harvested:	885
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1