Onion SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Towns Built:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Votes:	1549	Runes Activated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ores Mined:	8441

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Star Shards Collected:	82	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7329	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1907	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	496168

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Emeralds Found:	7970
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	8114	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3