| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1947 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 222 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2865 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2995 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1654 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1211 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 409 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Enchantments Applied: | 52 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2501 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4089 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Votes: | 3632 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 2366 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2808 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6869 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2910 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6017 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8745 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6346 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2787 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7470 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 176 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8631 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 143 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4897 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1595 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4539 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 53 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
