OneitisCraft Minecraft Server

alt account, Boundaries, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, friendship, Manipulation, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, Obsession, oneitis, OneitisCraft, online relationships, personal growth, psychopath, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, social media, STALKING, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner psychopath! Join us as we embark on wild adventures, like starting friendships with alt accounts to spy on oneitis and delve into their minds. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Our server is filled with friendly faces who may or may not tell you to kill yourself, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces the art of manipulation and mind games? So come on, join us and let’s see just how deep the rabbit hole goes. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who’s lurking in the shadows…or in your alt account’s DMs.

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

Anarchy, bedrock, Biomes, civcraft, Civilization, discord server, Google form, ISLAND, java, Leveledmobs, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, NotBounties, one life, Plugins, Quests, Realistic Seasons, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Towns Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Server Name	CivCraft Season 4.0
Inspiration	Civilization Videos
Biomes	Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, Taiga
Server Activity	3 hours a day
Map Size	7500 by 7500
Unique Feature	One life per player
Plugins	Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, Quests
Platforms	Java, Bedrock
Whitelisted	Yes

FAQs

How do I join the server?

The server is whitelisted, so you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Google Form to get whitelisted.

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to work together with other players to build a civilization on one of the unique biomes available on the islands.

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

Yes, the server is active for three hours a day.

What happens if I die in-game?

You only have one life in this server, so if you die, you will have to strategize and act smart in your next playthrough.

Are there any special features on the map?

Yes, the map is custom and hides secrets and places to build your civilization.

Can I play on any platform?

Yes, you can play on Java or Bedrock, whichever works best for you.

What plugins are used on the server?

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and Quests are used to enhance the Vanilla Experience.

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Potions Brewed:	159
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

age, aita, anger, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, dinnercraft, feeling, Food, housework, husband, leftovers, Meal, new year’s eve, part-time work, Petty, prime rib, Rude, stroganoff, taco bell, take out, WIBTA

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Assad dictatorship, Assads, civil war, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, homecoming, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace process, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, repatriation, Server, Stand, Syria crisis, Syrian government, Syrians, war-torn country

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1439

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?

NukeCraft2020

Axios, biden, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear facilities, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraft2020, Options, Potential, presidential decisions, Reports, security threats, US attacks

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Farms Harvested:	326
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3636
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	6689	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	138
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4718	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!