Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Too bad they didn’t show any explicit sex”? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are twerking! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pork chop. Don’t miss out on our weekly “Build a house out of lava” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, explicit sex is strictly prohibited (sorry, Steve).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Zombie Dances: 8
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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