Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Divine Spears Created: 30

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 195 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Animals Bred: 116 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Farms Harvested: 416 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5992 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 5574

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Crops Grown: 2347

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Crops Grown: 8000 Runes Activated: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Alien Abductions: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mines Excavated: 3870
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Magic Items Found: 8288
    Animals Bred: 26 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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