🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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