OmriNet: A Minecraft network offering a unique survival experience. More exciting features coming soon! Join us for fresh, engaging gameplay. Discover OmriNet today.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 212 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6168 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3884 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2330 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.
But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!
Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
