so, like, the mayor of paris is all like “snap elections before the olympics? that’s, like, super troubling, man.” but who cares about that when you could be joining our EPIC minecraft server?!

we got, like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, bro. like, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a floating castle that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour.

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so, forget about the mayor and his snap elections, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely out of bacon. yeah, you heard me right. bacon.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1886 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 464
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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