Olympia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.5

#youtube, +x, 1.20.5, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, game integration, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? This neural network was created to play osu! but now she’s a VTuber with TTS software and a whole bunch of skills like singing and collabing with other VTubers. Join this server and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule and links on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. She’s dropping music and clips like it’s hot, and even has educational resources for you to learn about AI. Don’t understand AI? She got you covered, fam. Plus, there’s a whole archive and game integration for you to explore.

And if you wanna rep Neuro-sama, cop some merch from her shop. This server is lit, so join now before you miss out on all the AI madness! 🤖🔥🎮

DadlessDance Minecraft Server

absentee father, co parenting, custody, DadlessDance, deadbeat dad, Disappointment, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, father daughter dance, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly duties, fatherly love, Minecraft, Niece, school events, Server, sibling support, surprise visits

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
New Chunks Explored:	199629	Alien Abductions:	2
Votes:	6617	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ores Mined:	2719	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8382
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

backhanded compliment, barbed compliment, Compliment, ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP, disguised insult, double meaning, fake praise, hidden criticism, insincere praise, insinuating compliment, insult, passive aggressive, sarcastic compliment, sly remark, sneaky insult, snide remark, subtle jab, twisted compliment, two-faced comment, underhanded compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	187
Magic Items Found:	1912	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Void Gems Collected:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1340	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	175676	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	260	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Buildings Constructed:	16
Votes:	3143	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Animals Bred:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	75	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2890
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!