| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8780 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Emeralds Found: | 2467 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2147 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7045 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Server Name | Hotdog Water |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
play.hotdogwater.dog
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5184 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.
Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2704 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6429 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8222 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?
But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8701 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 83 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1380 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8788 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3508 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.
imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.
so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5769 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Slimefun? | Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items. |
| How do backpack upgrades work? | Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. |
| What are custom enchants? | Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed. |
| Can I automate tasks on the server? | Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base. |
| How does the server blend magic and technology? | Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices. |
| What is Towny? | Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server. |
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7381 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!
Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!
Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?
Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1920 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.
So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2459 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!
ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1296 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 483 | Emeralds Found: | 2366 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride through the most corrupt industry in the USA – Minecraft! Our server is filled with shady deals, backstabbing players, and enough drama to rival a reality TV show.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games where you can bribe your way to victory, a black market where you can trade rare items for outrageous prices, and even a secret underground bunker where the most corrupt players gather to plot their next scheme.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating the treacherous waters of the most corrupt industry in the USA – all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7128 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3318 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Star Shards Collected: | 131 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5697 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8087 | Mines Excavated: | 1004 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
