Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 624 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
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