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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	New Chunks Explored:	949817
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Void Gems Collected:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Villages Defended:	14

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	144839	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Votes:	8313
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Star Shards Collected:	54
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Votes:	8665	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	730563
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	125
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	191	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4