Old Farts Craft

Agreement, compassion, Craft, Development, Empathy, farts, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, matured greatly, Maturity, moving forward, nothing wrong, perspective, progress, reconciliation, Reflection, resolution, Understanding, Unity, years passed

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and celebrate the absurdity of life! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Disco Llama.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	140	New Chunks Explored:	955854
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ores Mined:	9208	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7442
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mines Excavated:	1958	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Magical Moments Shared:	30

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	143
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Votes:	9509
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
New Chunks Explored:	374430	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Animals Bred:	122
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7281
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6192
Crops Grown:	5996	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	8127

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!