come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a roller coaster! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you unlimited steak!
our server is so lit that even the US envoy to Japan is expressing regret over not joining sooner. we have military personnel in Okinawa building epic bases and battling it out in intense PvP matches.
if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players, then come on down to our server and join the fun! you won’t regret it, just like the US envoy regretting missing out on all the action!
