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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6930 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.
So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!