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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 211 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8729 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 1876 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 1015 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.
So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!