Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 116234 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scrambled more than our eggs at IHOP are the brains of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.
So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!
