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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8906 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 930507 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 164 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.
