OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1528	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8047
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Potions Brewed:	44	Mines Excavated:	3645
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	733
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	90	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magic Items Found:	8200
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Farms Harvested:	230

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

Players:	107/600	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Votes:	7717	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7