OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	193
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	339817
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Towns Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7359	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	158	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Votes:	175	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	3352
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	102
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Villages Defended:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2087	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	2390
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6198
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

BroSisGFBeQuietMC

air fresheners, alternative milk, big pharma, BroSisGFBeQuietMC, friends tv show, health, healthy lifestyle, Holistic Living, instagram, Matthew Perry, Media, mindful living, Motherhood, perfume, respectful communication, RFK jr supporter, scented candles, tampons, Toxins, Tums, Vaccines

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	184	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP

alarm clock, alarm clock tune, alarm melody, alarm noise, alarm ringtone, alarm sound, alarm tune, AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP, daily routine, favorite song, get out of bed, morning music, morning routine, Music, rise and shine, start the day, Wake Up, wake up call, wake up music, wake up playlist, wake up song

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue over who gets the last piece of cake, we prank each other with exploding sheep, and we have epic rap battles in the town square. Plus, our wake up alarm tunes are straight fire – from Justin Bieber to the Minecraft soundtrack, we’ve got it all!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. True story, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the flip side, my dudes! Peace out!

CraftyCombatVets

active military members, Challenges, Country, CraftyCombatVets, current state, Duty, experiences, feelings, Government, loyalty, Opinions, patriotism, Perspectives, perspectives on country., Politics, pride, sacrifice, service, society, united states, Veterans

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4371
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world and all its chaos? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. But wait, there’s more!

For all you veterans and active military members out there, we have a special treat just for you. Not only will you get VIP access to exclusive areas on the server, but you’ll also receive a virtual salute from our pixelated army every time you log in.

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret bunker where Herobrine is hiding out, plotting his next move against us. Let the games begin!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ores Mined:	9970	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	8261	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3