OilZombieCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, so like, imagine this: a zombie tanker pulls up at a port in China, but get this – it’s loaded with oil! Like, who let the zombies drive a tanker full of oil? That’s some next level chaos, bro. But hey, if you wanna experience that kind of madness on the reg, then you gotta join our Minecraft server.

We got zombies driving tankers, creepers running for president, and pigs flying on jetpacks. It’s a wild ride, man. Plus, our community is lit AF. We got players from all over the world, coming together to build insane structures and pull off epic pranks.

So if you’re down for some crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughs, then hop on board this zombie tanker of a Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6036

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

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Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	7654
Magic Items Found:	2209	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Farms Harvested:	128	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TrustCraft: Love Edition

Commitment, Communication, Connection, doubt, Edition, emotions, FAITH, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Support, Trust, TrustCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2911

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Void Gems Collected:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2759

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCreeperz

CASUALTIES, conflict in the Middle East, CraftyCreeperz, extremist groups, gaza, Hamas, Hamas statement, Islamic extremism, Israel, killed seven, Middle East conflict, militant organizations, Palestinian militants, political violence, Statement, Tel Aviv attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, terrorism in Tel Aviv, terrorist attacks, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoTouchy Door Handles

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So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.