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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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