OilSpillCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Falling into the Void:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	7459

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Potions Brewed:	95	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Animals Bred:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Star Shards Collected:	160
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Enchantments Applied:	283	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	49	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.