so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including outrageous statements like the one above! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can let your inner troll run wild.

We offer a special “Murderer/Abortionist” roleplay where you can act out your wildest fantasies of justice and revenge. Build a courtroom, hold a trial, and sentence those who have “given you nothing to respect” to a virtual punishment of your choosing.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a “Crazy Confessions” chat room where you can share your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Want to argue that pineapple belongs on pizza or that the earth is flat? Go for it! Just be prepared for some heated debates.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly insane and unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what craziness awaits you around every pixelated corner?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7132	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Search Minecraft SMP >Click on Result

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to prove you’re human just to play? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who can tell if you’re human just by the way you walk in-game! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to be judged by poultry overlords. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crops Grown:	5067
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MomCraft Ultimatum

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Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you feel like you’re the only one keeping things together while your mom just sits back and relaxes? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from all that drama!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your own family, take care of your virtual siblings, and never have to deal with a clueless mom again. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

And if you’re worried about your mom getting a new boyfriend and having more kids, don’t sweat it! On our server, you can control your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted step-siblings or annoying step-dads. It’s a drama-free zone where you can be the boss of your own family!

So say goodbye to real-life ultimatums and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, hindsight, learning, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lesson, Life skills, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NoPvPNoProblem, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, smp, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Server: CreeperPeevez

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Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	553239	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

#sustainability, activism, carbon emissions, climate, climate action, climate change, conservation, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fight, global warming, Government, greenhouse gases, International cooperation, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, policy, president, Promise, renewable energy, Résumé, resumed

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Farms Harvested:	105
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Mines Excavated:	2442	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Enchantments Applied:	182	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Void Gems Collected:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

anger, animal cruelty, Animals, Behavior, child safety, Cows, Dogs, Food, Frustration, hate, hatred, leather, milk, Minecraft, mistreatment, neighborhood destruction, Nutrients, pet ownership, Pets, Pigs, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, societal norms

Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3896	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
New Chunks Explored:	699965	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

blue helmets, BlueHelmetBorderPatrol, border, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, evacuation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Monitoring, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, Request, SECURITY, Tension, UN, united nations, United Nations Peacekeeping Force

so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4426	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Waffcarui Minecraft server

Article, Beginners, Clans, comfort, Community, Decorative items, Development, donation, Donations, Economy, Events, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, paid plugins, Pets, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Reliability, Roleplay, RPG, rules, Russian, Seasons, Server, Stability, subscription, Survival, Tested, texture pack, Whitelist

Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

age, art, creativity, cringe, Expression, filmmaking, Followers, friendless, Friends, Insecurity, instagram, Loneliness, Minecraft, Music, Painting, photography, self-conscious, Server, sharing, social media, Social Skills, Writing

Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9545
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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