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PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockBustersMC

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Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	2277	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1841	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	624
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	7367	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Plasma Hole Blasters

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OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Animals Bred:	158	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8