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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7361 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, tame dragons like it’s no big deal, and have epic battles that make the Battle of Thermopylae look like child’s play. Our players are so skilled, they can mine diamonds blindfolded and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered.