“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	515302	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3067	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ores Mined:	5850	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Potions Brewed:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	144

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7143
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3962
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.