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SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	5630	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9344
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9263	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	8
Magic Items Found:	3686	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	8267	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	476

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9590	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	675
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Votes:	1692
Alien Abductions:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6668	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Villages Defended:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1947
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	7