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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Players Killed by Monsters:	3598	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	151

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3884	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	9266
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4070	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	2227	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Crops Grown:	9999	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.