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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crops Grown:	1395
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	82	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	409
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.