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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	8021	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5548
Secret Passages Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Potions Brewed:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	252	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Items Found:	7344	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crops Grown:	6203
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.