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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	778

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7748
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Magic Items Found:	7681

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mines Excavated:	4573	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magic Items Found:	4041

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	9621
Void Armor Forged:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Potions Brewed:	61	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	61	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	281	Potions Brewed:	57
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	5815	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Farms Harvested:	449	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.