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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9675	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Items Found:	2156
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	856750	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Potions Brewed:	185
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3476	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Falling into the Void:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.