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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	94
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	7286	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	3065
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4950
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Animals Bred:	52
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!