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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Towns Built:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchantments Applied:	145
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	4842
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ores Mined:	6928	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Animals Bred:	195
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	9982
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2636	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Potions Brewed:	91	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.