Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	263	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7240	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1320	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Towns Built:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Night Skies:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8212	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crops Grown:	8483
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Farms Harvested:	799	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Farms Harvested:	573
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	262	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	839031
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	New Chunks Explored:	494025
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crops Grown:	2992	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4553	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!